

I just came across this article in The Sun while searching for more photos on her lingerie line for Wonderbra.
BUSTY new Wonderbra model DITA VON TEESE has a secret hardcore porn past, The Sun can reveal.
The stage queen — famed for making the burlesque show mainstream — starred in a kinky lesbian movie.
Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online.
If anything, this only makes her sexier in my eyes… nothing like a lil hidden lesbian porn past to add a bit of an edge to a raunchy celebrity…
I’ve been hunting for a sexy classic nude pumps for quite some time, but still haven’t found that perfect pair.
So far these Christian Louboutins are closest to what I’m after.
Any ideas where else I could look?
Have you seen anything like these by some other designer/label?
These black little T.U.K. Inc. heels with white trim & bow are certainly the funniest pair of heels I’ve ever bought.
You can’t really see from the picture, but the toe is VERY rounded which gives any outfit a doll-like feel, and makes my feet appear even tinier than they really are.
They are just cheapies and not even made of real leather, but I figured that I’m not likely to run into anything as quirky in better quality, so I bought them anyway. I found them from a little skate shop selling gothy/punky/alternative/whateveryouwanttocallit gear. They had only one pair left and it was my size, so it was meant to be.
I can’t wait to pair them up with a pleated skirt and a pair of knee-high socks!
For some reason I have a magical talent for wearing out my shoes in record time. The comfortable* everyday office pumps seem to break a heel within the first year, if not already in the first 6 months.
I have come to the conclusion that I don’t want to spend too much money on the pair that I am likely to wear out in no time.
A decent office pair therefore translates to roughly $100. Would you agree?
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Mollini Mary Janes
Once again I am facing the the sad reality of losing my lovely black Mollini Mary Janes that have served me so well.
Enough heel to make them worth my while and always add that delightful naughty school girl edge to any outfit. I loved them with all my heart.
[Insert here uncontrollable sobbing]
I was trying to buy a new pair to replace them, but of course Mollini no longer have my size left in the entire country.
I should learn to buy two pairs of everything. Just in case I happen to REALLY like them.
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Last week I managed to find a new pair of office heels.
I don’t think I’ve ever managed to find anything I like at ZU, but this tan pair was just irresistibly cute.
The fact that they were on sale for $91 made them a bargain, and I just had to take them home.
Not quite as nice as my late black Mary Janes, but teamed up with a pair of white knee highs they’re sure to do the trick.
Now did I buy two pairs of them? Of course not. Now watch me regret in 6 months and counting down…
(* As comfortable as 4-5 inches can be that is.)